It's On Now...
Also, here's the Mission Statement.
The season is fast approaching. The Giants first game is April 3rd (which by the way is on ESPN2…those Bonds worshippers), which means Barry can start hitting home runs then, which means a bunch of tragic shit starts happening. More ideas of how to stop this guy are needed and this might be the best one yet.
The Cobra Kai.
Yeah they may have had their problems with Mr. Miyagi, but he is dead now. And if he was still alive, he would probably want to save the world anyway. And yeah, they also had their problems with that fucking loser Daniel LaRusso but that guy is nothing without Miyagi, and have you seen him lately? He’s not cool or tough.
So what is the Cobra Kai’s motivation? I had a chance to ask executive director and sensei of the Cobra Kai Dojo, John Kreese. It seems it isn’t difficult for this guy to HATE people. Listen to what he said about stopping Bonds, here.
And the biggest bad ass of them all, Johnny Lawrence, is still taking orders from his sensei, who will no doubt order Johnny to sweep Barry’s leg. Except it won’t be like the All Valley Karate Tournament where there are stupid rules. Johnny will continue to sweep Barry’s leg until his bum knee explodes. Plus Johnny has minions of his own now. You can check them out here. They are dead serious and if Johnny HATES Barry, these guys will HATE him too.
Then there is my personal favorite, Dutch. He is generally in the shadow of his hard ass sensei and ringleader Johnny, but he is easily the most underrated Cobra Kai member. Word is, Dutch’s motivation isn’t so much preventing Barry from ending the world as it is that he just HATES black people.
STRIKE FIRST! STRIKE HARD! NO MERCY!
The guys are pretty fucking scary.