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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Resolution Number 2

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Hardcore baseball fans know Al Hrabosky as thae "Mad Hungarian". A closer in the 70's for the Cardinals and the Braves, Al was known for his blazing fastball (pretty much his only pitch) and his intimidating on field antics. Al never hit a homerun in the big leagues himself, and he only gave up 50 dingers in 722 career innings throughout his 13 year career. However, when he did serve one up, it had a tendency to go very far. I think it is safe to say that this former fireballing closer hated power hitters and therefore probably HATES Barry Bonds. Lucky for us, the Mad Hungarian is currently a broadcaster for the St. Louis Cardinals. I have been told by medical experts that due his already volital mental state, Al would be a prime canidate for brainwashing. (Think Reggie Jackson in the Naked Gun) All somebody would have to do is hide a weapon under second base before a Cardianls-Giants game in St. Louis. Then brainwashed Al, who has a press pass and would be allowed on the field, could take care of the rest during a "routine" pregame interview. Just an idea.


Anonymous Ritty said...

Nice idea...but what's wrong with getting Reggie Jackson to do Reggie Jackson's work? Arrogant pricks usually don't like other arrogant pricks. I bet Reggie HATES Barry too.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Arfanser said...

I'm sorry. Doesn't everyone hate Barry? Maybe I was under the mistaken impression that he was universally hated and the collective hopes of the universe were that he drop dead. Obviously he hasn't yet because he is the spawn of satan.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Ritty said...

True, most everyone hates Barry Bonds...but only in the "hey Strawberry you suck!" kind of a way and not in the "Hey Bonds you are going to end mankind" type of a way.

3:05 PM  
Blogger grown man w/skillz said...

It appears as if the San Fransico Chronicle is well on its way to joining your fight against Barry. Maybe now they can help and jpin in my quest to eradicate the terrible disease of dwarfism.

5:58 PM  

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